‘Mean Girls’ (Gretchen): “We only wear jeans or track pants on Friday”
“We always vote before we ask someone to eat lunch with us, because you have to be considerate of the rest of the group.”
‘School of Rock’ (Dewey): “I’m not Melvin Schneebly. I’m not even a teacher”
“I was so gung-ho not to do what people wanted me to do – I never really thought about what I wanted to do.”
‘School of Rock’ (Dewey): Dewey Consoles Lori
“Lori – hey – you’ve got something everybody wants – talent – and it’s way more important than looks.”
‘Up in the Air’ (Ryan): “I’m not the guy you’d normally want to talk to about all this stuff”
A dramatic monologue for men from the movie, ‘Up in the Air’ by Jason Reitman
‘Up in the Air’ (Ryan): “I was a late bloomer”
A dramatic monologue for men from the movie, ‘Up in the Air’ by Jason Reitman
‘Up in the Air’ (Jim): “I don’t think I can do this”
A dramatic one minute monologue for men from the movie, ‘Up in the Air’ by Jason Reitman
‘Up in the Air’ (Alex): “When you fly, you can be anyone you want”
A dramatic one minute monologue for women from the movie, ‘Up in the Air’
‘Up in the Air’ (Alex): “Yep, a nice smile just might do it”
A dramatic one minute monologue for women from the movie, ‘Up in the Air’
‘Zombieland’ (Tallahassee): “Confession? Patrick Swayze was my hero”
“I modeled my life after Swayze’s. Then just like that, it ended.”
‘Zombieland’ (Tallahassee): “There’s a box of Twinkies down in that Mini-Mart”
“So some day very soon, life’s little Twinkie gauge is gonna hit Empty.”
‘Crazy, Stupid, Love’ (Robbie Marks Himself)
“I have marked myself with this Scarlet J, Jessica! For you.”
‘Crazy, Stupid, Love’ (Robbie and ‘The Scarlet Letter’)
“You want to talk about The Scarlet Letter, Mrs. Thompson?”
‘Crazy, Stupid, Love’ (Jacob Helps Cal)
“You asked me for advice before, Cal, so I’m going to help you. I don’t know why.”
‘Crazy, Stupid, Love’ (Jacob): “So now I’m going to ask if I can buy you another drink”
“I find you incredibly sexy. It’s a fact, not a cheesy pick-up line.”