HALLPASS by Bobby Farrelly & Peter Farrelly & Kevin Barnett & Pete Jones
Character: Fred Searing
Age Range: 30's
Summary: Rick and Fred, two husbands who are having difficulty in their marriages, are given a Hall Pass by their wives: for one week, they can do whatever they want.
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FRED: We let down the male species. (SIGHS) I really thought our hall passes might change the philosophy of marriage in America. I envisioned a national holiday, right between July 4th and Labor Day, like the first Friday in August, Hall Pass Day; a day for husbands to get some strange, a day that would forever be known as the holiday that saved the institution of marriage.