‘Mean Girls’ (Gretchen): “I mean, if you even knew how mean she really is”

‘Mean Girls’ by Tina Fey

From: Movie

Type: Comedic

Character: Gretchen Wieners

Gender: Female

Age Range: Late Teens

Summary: Gretchen finally snaps and tells the truth about Regina

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GRETCHEN: I mean, if you even knew how mean she really is. You know I’m not allowed to wear hoop earrings, right? She told me two years ago that hoop earrings were “her thing” and I wasn’t allowed to wear them anymore. And then my parents got me a pair of really expensive white gold hoops for Hanukkah and I had to act like I didn’t like them. It was so sad. And you know she still cheats on Aaron. Every Thursday she hooks up with Shane Oman in the alcove behind the auditorium. And I never told anybody that cause I’m such a good friend!

More Monologues from Mean Girls:

‘Mean Girls’ (Gretchen): “We only wear jeans or track pants on Friday”
‘Mean Girls’ (Regina): “Why were you talking to Janis Ian?”
‘Mean Girls’ (Ms. Norbury)

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