‘Crazy, Stupid, Love’ (Jacob): “So now I’m going to ask if I can buy you another drink”
“I find you incredibly sexy. It’s a fact, not a cheesy pick-up line.”
“I find you incredibly sexy. It’s a fact, not a cheesy pick-up line.”
“Four days ago… I lost a major American shoe company… well you could round it off to one billion dollars.”
“I wanted to kill Zackery, not myself ‘cause I__ I wanted to live!”
“You’re a better guy than this. I can see it in your eyes.”
“I’ve been picked on, wedgied, ridiculed, upper-decked, and cyberbullied by elected officials.”
“I came to live with you because I loved you. I stayed with you because I loved you.”
If you knew me better, you’d see that this is exactly the kind of thing that’s likely to happen to me. Getting knocked up, I mean.
“First I was a tomboy. I used to climb trees and beat up my brother Tom.”
“Hey! I’m looking around. I gotta get used to things. I’m not ready to sit. I’m too nervous to sit.”
“I just can’t believe Nikki’s teaching that book to the kids.”
“So, listen, I’m sorry that I didn’t come see you down at the hospital.”
“I think you’re ready to hear a little story about a girl named Megan who didn’t have a very good time in high school.”
“That was the first girl I ever kissed. Rivkah was the first girl I ever got up in the morning thinking about”
“You keep saying that like it means something. You still don’t get it. The Quran is about tribal life in a seventh-century desert, Isaac.”