‘Crazy, Stupid, Love’ (Robbie Marks Himself)
“I have marked myself with this Scarlet J, Jessica! For you.”
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“I have marked myself with this Scarlet J, Jessica! For you.”
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“You want to talk about The Scarlet Letter, Mrs. Thompson?”
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“You asked me for advice before, Cal, so I’m going to help you. I don’t know why.”
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“I find you incredibly sexy. It’s a fact, not a cheesy pick-up line.”
‘Crazy, Stupid, Love’ (Jacob): “So now I’m going to ask if I can buy you another drink” Read More »
“I miss you, T. I got complacent, I think”
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“Four days ago… I lost a major American shoe company… well you could round it off to one billion dollars.”
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“I’m calling an emergency Bella-meeting.”
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“I wanted to kill Zackery, not myself ‘cause I__ I wanted to live!”
“You’re a better guy than this. I can see it in your eyes.”
“I’ve been picked on, wedgied, ridiculed, upper-decked, and cyberbullied by elected officials.”
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“I came to live with you because I loved you. I stayed with you because I loved you.”
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If you knew me better, you’d see that this is exactly the kind of thing that’s likely to happen to me. Getting knocked up, I mean.
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“Say mind if I use your phone? Figure I better check on the kids. No telling what devilment they’ve gotten up to.”
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“First I was a tomboy. I used to climb trees and beat up my brother Tom.”
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A comedic monologue from the play, ALMOST, MAINE, by John Cariani
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“Hey! I’m looking around. I gotta get used to things. I’m not ready to sit. I’m too nervous to sit.”
“I don’t know if I really want to marry Walter.”
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“It’s not at all like me and Nikki”
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“I just can’t believe Nikki’s teaching that book to the kids.”
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“Has anybody ever told you how Tommy died?”
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