‘Shows for Days’ (Irene): “I was a good wife till I couldn’t stand it”
“This is destiny pissing on your leg. What do you wanna do about it?”
“This is destiny pissing on your leg. What do you wanna do about it?”
“I could barely hear her over the tap dancing.”
“I think it’s safe to say my life would have turned out differently if I had played sports as a child.”
“This morning I was watching TV and Katie Couric was interviewing this fireman.”
“I don’t believe in God, per se… but prayer is still kinda cool”
“If someone gave me this card, Mr. Vance … I would eat it.”
“It’s not you. It’s me. You seem like a real sweet girl and I, just, I don’t want you to get hurt.”
“Like, are we “going steady?” Come on, guys. We’re adults.”
“There I am… I’m floating, high above the earth, nothing can touch me, right?”
“It sounds selfish, I know, but… I just like being on my own.”
“People think of LA as this place with no history”
“I don’t know what your problem is, Minnie. I would think you would
be more into boys.”
“So if we say we’re in love, they can look into our souls, and they’ll know if it’s real love, or just a lie.”
“I don’t think I can keep silent anymore. If no one else will talk to you, I will.”
“Regina George. Every girl here is afraid of you. I’m afraid of you half the time.”
“You know I’m not allowed to wear hoop earrings, right?”