‘Mean Girls’ (Gretchen): “We only wear jeans or track pants on Friday”

‘Mean Girls’ by Tina Fey

From: Movie

Type: Comedic

Character: Gretchen

Gender: Female

Age Range: Late Teens

Summary: Gretchen tells Cady the rules of friendship

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GRETCHEN: We only wear jeans or track pants on Friday. You can’t wear a tank top two days in a row. You can only wear your hair in a ponytail once a week. So, I guess, you picked today. And if you break any of these rules you can’t sit with us at lunch. I mean, not just you, any of us. Like, if I was wearing jeans today, I would be sitting over there with the art freaks.

We always vote before we ask someone to eat lunch with us, because you have to be considerate of the rest of the group. I mean, you wouldn’t buy a skirt without asking your friends first if it looks good on you. It’s the same with guys. You may think you like someone, but you could be wrong.

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