‘Zombieland’ (Tallahassee): “There’s a box of Twinkies down in that Mini-Mart”

'Zombieland' by Rhett Reese & Paul Wernick

From: Movie

Type: Dramedy

Character: Tallahassee

Gender: Male

Age Range: 30's | 40's

Summary: A shy student trying to reach his family in Ohio, a gun-toting tough guy trying to find the last Twinkie, and a pair of sisters trying to get to an amusement park join forces to travel across a zombie-filled America.

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TALLAHASSEE: There’s a box of Twinkies down in that Mini-Mart. Not just any box of Twinkies. The last box of Twinkies… that I… or anyone… will enjoy… for all of time… in the whole universe. ‘Cause there’s an expiration date on Twinkies. And the Hostess factories are gone. So some day very soon, life’s little Twinkie gauge is gonna hit Empty. Now, true… you probably won’t survive the next ten minutes. But if you do, you’ll be one of the last two guys in the universe to enjoy the spongy outside and creamy inside of a delicious Twinkie. Worth it, right?

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