‘Recent Tragic Events’ (Waverly)
“Do you know what it’s like to have a twin?”
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‘Recent Tragic Events’ (Ron): “He’s a fireman, you know what I’m saying?”
“This morning I was watching TV and Katie Couric was interviewing this fireman.”
‘Recent Tragic Events’ (Ron): “Do you hear that?”
“I don’t believe in God, per se… but prayer is still kinda cool”
‘The Diary of a Teenage Girl’ (Charlotte)
“I don’t know what your problem is, Minnie. I would think you would
be more into boys.”
‘Never Let Me Go’ (Miss Lucy)
“I don’t think I can keep silent anymore. If no one else will talk to you, I will.”
‘Mean Girls’ (Ms. Norbury)
“Regina George. Every girl here is afraid of you. I’m afraid of you half the time.”
‘School of Rock’ (Dewey): “I’m not Melvin Schneebly. I’m not even a teacher”
“I was so gung-ho not to do what people wanted me to do – I never really thought about what I wanted to do.”
‘School of Rock’ (Dewey): Dewey Consoles Lori
“Lori – hey – you’ve got something everybody wants – talent – and it’s way more important than looks.”
‘Up in the Air’ (Jim): “I don’t think I can do this”
A dramatic one minute monologue for men from the movie, ‘Up in the Air’ by Jason Reitman
‘Up in the Air’ (Alex): “When you fly, you can be anyone you want”
A dramatic one minute monologue for women from the movie, ‘Up in the Air’
‘Up in the Air’ (Alex): “Yep, a nice smile just might do it”
A dramatic one minute monologue for women from the movie, ‘Up in the Air’
‘Zombieland’ (Tallahassee): “Confession? Patrick Swayze was my hero”
“I modeled my life after Swayze’s. Then just like that, it ended.”
‘Zombieland’ (Tallahassee): “There’s a box of Twinkies down in that Mini-Mart”
“So some day very soon, life’s little Twinkie gauge is gonna hit Empty.”
‘Crazy, Stupid, Love’ (Jacob Helps Cal)
“You asked me for advice before, Cal, so I’m going to help you. I don’t know why.”