‘Adventureland’ (Em): Hates Her Stepmother
“I’d feel sorry for her if she wasn’t such a pathetic, status-obsessed witch.”
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“I’d feel sorry for her if she wasn’t such a pathetic, status-obsessed witch.”
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“I’m sorry to have to say it to your face, Lucy, but it’s true.”
‘You’re a Good Man, Charlie Brown’ (Schroeder): “You’re a very crabby person” Read More »
“Can’t someone fall in love with a girl who isn’t cute, and has freckles and a big nose?”
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“When I grow up I’m going to be the biggest queen there ever was…”
‘You’re a Good Man, Charlie Brown’ (Lucy): “I intend to be a queen” Read More »
“Now, this is what you call a Failure Face, Linus.”
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“You know I’m not allowed to wear hoop earrings, right?”
‘Mean Girls’ (Gretchen): “I mean, if you even knew how mean she really is” Read More »
“I was best friends with her in middle school. I know, right? It’s so embarrassing”
‘Mean Girls’ (Regina): “Why were you talking to Janis Ian?” Read More »
“We always vote before we ask someone to eat lunch with us, because you have to be considerate of the rest of the group.”
‘Mean Girls’ (Gretchen): “We only wear jeans or track pants on Friday” Read More »
“I have marked myself with this Scarlet J, Jessica! For you.”
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“You want to talk about The Scarlet Letter, Mrs. Thompson?”
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“Forget it. I’m free now, right? I could meet the love of my life any second now.”
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“They never try girls as adults. Sexist but true. Plus I’ll have the biggest legal defense fund you ever saw.”
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Here’s a Hazel One-Minute monologue from ‘The Fault in Our Stars’
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