‘Adventureland’ (Em): Hates Her Stepmother

EM: That’s my stepmother.  My mother died two years ago.  My dad got remarried last year. (sneering at the photo) Her name is Francy.  See that unholy abomination on her head?  It’s a wig.  She had some kind of nervous breakdown when her first husband divorced her.  Her hair fell out.  I’d feel sorry for her if she wasn’t such a pathetic, status-obsessed witch.

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