‘Crazy, Stupid, Love’ (Robbie): Robbie and ‘The Scarlet Letter’

‘Crazy, Stupid, Love’ by Dan Fogelman

From: Movie

Type: Comedic

Character: Robbie Weaver, 13 years old

Gender: Male

Age Range: Kids | Teens

Summary: Fortysomething Cal Weaver has the perfect life...until his wife Emily asks for a divorce. Now Cal has to navigate the single scene, but his heart keeps leading him back to where he began.

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Robbie: You want to talk about The Scarlet Letter, Mrs. Thompson? Here you go: the ‘A’ they’re both wearing — I think it stands for A*****E. Wanna know why? Because they’re in love, and love is for stupid A******S. So thanks for choosing this book, Mrs. Thompson, because this is what I need right now: to read a boring, confusing book about a bunch of stupid a******s who fell in love, like a******s, and then had to die, like a******s. I’m sorry for cursing.

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