‘Crazy, Stupid, Love’ (Robbie and ‘The Scarlet Letter’)

Robbie: You want to talk about The Scarlet Letter, Mrs. Thompson? Here you go: the ‘A’ they’re both wearing — I think it stands for A—. Wanna know why? Because they’re in love, and love is for stupid A—S. So thanks for choosing this book, Mrs. Thompson, because this is what I need right now: to read a boring, confusing book about a bunch of stupid a—s who fell in love, like a—s, and then had to die, like a—s. I’m sorry for cursing.

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