‘The (curious case of the) Watson Intelligence’ (Eliza): “I can’t trust anything anymore”
“You’re too perfect and you’re too imperfect.”
“You’re too perfect and you’re too imperfect.”
“Anyway it’s not just the sex. It’s that…this guy knows me.”
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“I mean look, we’ve all been lulled into a false sense of security, me included.”
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“I can be the change I want to see. That one from a bumper sticker on her Volkswagen Jetta.”
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“I’m gonna give you the short version of an incredibly complicated and f*cked up situation, so please be cool.”
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“I remember the summer after my mother passed was the first year they had the Monopoly game at McDonald’s.”
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“I’m very attractive. I am. I’ve always been that way but it’s no great big deal to me—if anything, it’s worked against me for most of my life.”
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“No, I don’t. I hate it. Actually, do you want to know what I really hate?”
‘Cocktails at Pam’s’ (Estelle) Read More »
I wanna thank all of you for a terrific summer.
‘Wet Hot American Summer’ (Gene) Read More »
“Oh boy, I promised Black Attack I wouldn’t cry, but . . . I was not expecting this.”
‘The Performers’ (Chuck Wood) Read More »
“I’m the food critic for the Times, and I’ve been anxious for some time now to get my claws into the throat of that pompous evil weasel of a restaurateur…”
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“Do you want more children, Elizabeth? That is a tactless question, you don’t need to answer, forgive me, sometimes I say whatever is in my head.”
‘In the Next Room’ (Catherine Givings) Read More »
A contemporary comedy of manners which explores sexual harassment, misplaced amour, and the possibility of a four sided love triangle.
‘Spike Heels’ (Georgie): “Yeah, right, he ‘gave’ me the damn job” Read More »
Jane tells the story of the time she saw a production of ‘Peter Pan’
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Jennifer’s monologue from David Marshall Grant’s play, ‘Snakebit’
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The woman tells a story of hitting a guy in the supermarket while shopping for tuna fish
‘Laughing Wild’ (Woman and the Tuna Fish) Read More »
The Man talks about getting hit in a supermarket by a woman
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The Man talks about his father… and food
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Johnny tells Frankie about the time he almost lost his virginity
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