‘Zombieland’ (Tallahassee): “There’s a box of Twinkies down in that Mini-Mart”
“So some day very soon, life’s little Twinkie gauge is gonna hit Empty.”
‘Zombieland’ (Tallahassee): “There’s a box of Twinkies down in that Mini-Mart” Read More »
“So some day very soon, life’s little Twinkie gauge is gonna hit Empty.”
‘Zombieland’ (Tallahassee): “There’s a box of Twinkies down in that Mini-Mart” Read More »
“Remember last week when we went to Lucy’s award thing?”
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“You want to talk about The Scarlet Letter, Mrs. Thompson?”
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“You asked me for advice before, Cal, so I’m going to help you. I don’t know why.”
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“I find you incredibly sexy. It’s a fact, not a cheesy pick-up line.”
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“I’m calling an emergency Bella-meeting.”
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“I wanted to kill Zackery, not myself ‘cause I__ I wanted to live!”
“You’re a better guy than this. I can see it in your eyes.”
“I’ve been picked on, wedgied, ridiculed, upper-decked, and cyberbullied by elected officials.”
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“Say mind if I use your phone? Figure I better check on the kids. No telling what devilment they’ve gotten up to.”
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“First I was a tomboy. I used to climb trees and beat up my brother Tom.”
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A comedic monologue from the play, ALMOST, MAINE, by John Cariani
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“Hey! I’m looking around. I gotta get used to things. I’m not ready to sit. I’m too nervous to sit.”
“So, listen, I’m sorry that I didn’t come see you down at the hospital.”
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“I think you’re ready to hear a little story about a girl named Megan who didn’t have a very good time in high school.”
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“Son, I wanted to talk to you about what I think you were trying to do the other day.”
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ROBERTA: Don’t lie to me. Jeannie told us all about your little panic attack last night. And I don’t blame you. It’s a perfectly natural reaction. In the beginning I had my own reservations. After all, as the veteran of two failed marriages, I have learned a lot about what
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“Larry is like a little boy. Ever since our divorce, he thinks the only way he can get my attention is to cause a fuss.”
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“Hey, Warren, how do you feel about these young punks taking over our jobs?”
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