‘Hallpass’ (Fred)
“We let down the male species.”
“You want to talk about The Scarlet Letter, Mrs. Thompson?”
“You asked me for advice before, Cal, so I’m going to help you. I don’t know why.”
“I find you incredibly sexy. It’s a fact, not a cheesy pick-up line.”
“I wanted to kill Zackery, not myself ‘cause I__ I wanted to live!”
“You’re a better guy than this. I can see it in your eyes.”
“I’ve been picked on, wedgied, ridiculed, upper-decked, and cyberbullied by elected officials.”
“Say mind if I use your phone? Figure I better check on the kids. No telling what devilment they’ve gotten up to.”
“First I was a tomboy. I used to climb trees and beat up my brother Tom.”
“Hey! I’m looking around. I gotta get used to things. I’m not ready to sit. I’m too nervous to sit.”
“So, listen, I’m sorry that I didn’t come see you down at the hospital.”
“I think you’re ready to hear a little story about a girl named Megan who didn’t have a very good time in high school.”
“Son, I wanted to talk to you about what I think you were trying to do the other day.”
ROBERTA: Don’t lie to me. Jeannie told us all about your little panic attack last night. And I don’t blame you. It’s a perfectly natural reaction. In the beginning I had my own reservations. After all, as the veteran of two failed marriages, I have learned a lot about what
“Larry is like a little boy. Ever since our divorce, he thinks the only way he can get my attention is to cause a fuss.”
“Hey, Warren, how do you feel about these young punks taking over our jobs?”
“You’re too perfect and you’re too imperfect.”