‘You’re a Good Man, Charlie Brown’ (Lucy): Failure
“Now, this is what you call a Failure Face, Linus.”
One Minute Monologue
‘Paper Moon’ (Moze): “Now all the passengers are lookin’ on wonderin’”
“Now all the passengers are lookin’ on wonderin’ what’s goin’ on, see?”
‘Paper Moon’ (Moze): “Who got ya a Nehi and a Coney Island?”
“You don’t have no appreciation, that’s the trouble with you.”
‘Room’ (Jack): “I’ve been in the world nineteen hours”
“When I was small I only knew small things but now I’m five I know everything.”
‘The Shape of Water’ (Strickland): “Bet I can make you squawk a little”
“When you say you’re mute… Are you entirely silent?”
‘The Shape of Water’ (Giles): “Have you ever seen a real key lime pie?”
“Who makes these pies?! Who makes them??”
‘The Shape of Water’ (Giles): “If I could go back in time”
“Oh, would you look at Betty! To be young and beautiful.”
‘The Shape of Water’ (Zelda): “I found a turtle sitting out in the middle of the road”
“So, I picked it up, took it to a pond way back behind my house…”
‘Three Kings’ (Archie Gates): “Do you know anything about gunshot wounds?”
“What makes any gunshot wound bad, provided you survive the bullet, is something called sepsis.”
‘Eight Millimeter’ (Welles): “What you’re talking about is a ‘snuff film'”
“It’s probably something your husband was given as a bad joke.”
‘Shows for Days’ (Car): “How much of my time is spent in rehearsal rooms”
“I could barely hear her over the tap dancing.”
‘500 Days of Summer’ (Tom): “It’s not that simple”
“Like, are we “going steady?” Come on, guys. We’re adults.”
‘500 Days of Summer’ (Summer): “I dream about flying”
“There I am… I’m floating, high above the earth, nothing can touch me, right?”
‘500 Days of Summer’ (Summer): “You don’t believe a woman could enjoy being free and independent?”
“It sounds selfish, I know, but… I just like being on my own.”
‘Mean Girls’ (Gretchen): “I mean, if you even knew how mean she really is”
“You know I’m not allowed to wear hoop earrings, right?”
‘Mean Girls’ (Regina): “Why were you talking to Janis Ian?”
“I was best friends with her in middle school. I know, right? It’s so embarrassing”
‘Mean Girls’ (Gretchen): “We only wear jeans or track pants on Friday”
“We always vote before we ask someone to eat lunch with us, because you have to be considerate of the rest of the group.”
‘School of Rock’ (Dewey): Dewey Consoles Lori
“Lori – hey – you’ve got something everybody wants – talent – and it’s way more important than looks.”
