’17 Again’ (Mike)
“You know, Stan, I feel sorry for you.”
A dramatic one minute monologue for men from the movie, ‘Up in the Air’ by Jason Reitman
“I modeled my life after Swayze’s. Then just like that, it ended.”
“So some day very soon, life’s little Twinkie gauge is gonna hit Empty.”
“I have marked myself with this Scarlet J, Jessica! For you.”
“You want to talk about The Scarlet Letter, Mrs. Thompson?”
“Four days ago… I lost a major American shoe company… well you could round it off to one billion dollars.”
“You’re a better guy than this. I can see it in your eyes.”
“I’ve been picked on, wedgied, ridiculed, upper-decked, and cyberbullied by elected officials.”
“So, listen, I’m sorry that I didn’t come see you down at the hospital.”
“Sarah, the truth is, it’s going to be a long rehabilitation. It could take six months … it could take six years.”
“Forget it. I’m free now, right? I could meet the love of my life any second now.”
“Son, I wanted to talk to you about what I think you were trying to do the other day.”
“Well obviously I can’t take this. I mean, I didn’t do it for the money anyway…”
Carter tries to convince Tom that he’s only young once