’17 Again’ (Mike)
“You know, Stan, I feel sorry for you.”
Male
‘Up in the Air’ (Jim): “I don’t think I can do this”
A dramatic one minute monologue for men from the movie, ‘Up in the Air’ by Jason Reitman
‘Zombieland’ (Tallahassee): “Confession? Patrick Swayze was my hero”
“I modeled my life after Swayze’s. Then just like that, it ended.”
‘Zombieland’ (Tallahassee): “There’s a box of Twinkies down in that Mini-Mart”
“So some day very soon, life’s little Twinkie gauge is gonna hit Empty.”
‘Crazy, Stupid, Love’ (Robbie Marks Himself)
“I have marked myself with this Scarlet J, Jessica! For you.”
‘Crazy, Stupid, Love’ (Robbie and ‘The Scarlet Letter’)
“You want to talk about The Scarlet Letter, Mrs. Thompson?”
‘Elizabethtown’ (Drew)
“Four days ago… I lost a major American shoe company… well you could round it off to one billion dollars.”
‘Silver Linings Playbook’ (Pat): “You’re a better guy than this. I can see it in your eyes”
“You’re a better guy than this. I can see it in your eyes.”
‘Pitch Perfect’ (Tommy)
“I’ve been picked on, wedgied, ridiculed, upper-decked, and cyberbullied by elected officials.”
‘Silver Linings Playbook’ (Jake)
“So, listen, I’m sorry that I didn’t come see you down at the hospital.”
‘Regarding Henry’ (Dr. Sultan)
“Sarah, the truth is, it’s going to be a long rehabilitation. It could take six months … it could take six years.”
‘The Perks of Being A Wallflower’ (Patrick)
“Forget it. I’m free now, right? I could meet the love of my life any second now.”
‘American Pie’ (Jim’s Dad)
“Son, I wanted to talk to you about what I think you were trying to do the other day.”
‘The (curious case of the) Watson Intelligence’ (Watson)
“Well obviously I can’t take this. I mean, I didn’t do it for the money anyway…”
‘Fat Pig’ (Carter): “All I’m saying is this…”
Carter tries to convince Tom that he’s only young once
