‘The Sandlot’ (Benny)
“I knew it. You’re all full of crap.”
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“I’m an idiot’s son. An idiot’s grandson. I’m third-generation idiot.”
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A dramatic monologue for men from the movie, ‘Up in the Air’ by Jason Reitman
A dramatic monologue for men from the movie, ‘Up in the Air’ by Jason Reitman
‘Up in the Air’ (Ryan): “I was a late bloomer” Read More »
A dramatic one minute monologue for men from the movie, ‘Up in the Air’ by Jason Reitman
‘Up in the Air’ (Jim): “I don’t think I can do this” Read More »
“I modeled my life after Swayze’s. Then just like that, it ended.”
‘Zombieland’ (Tallahassee): “Confession? Patrick Swayze was my hero” Read More »
“So some day very soon, life’s little Twinkie gauge is gonna hit Empty.”
‘Zombieland’ (Tallahassee): “There’s a box of Twinkies down in that Mini-Mart” Read More »
“I have marked myself with this Scarlet J, Jessica! For you.”
‘Crazy, Stupid, Love’ (Robbie Marks Himself) Read More »
“You want to talk about The Scarlet Letter, Mrs. Thompson?”
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“You asked me for advice before, Cal, so I’m going to help you. I don’t know why.”
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“I find you incredibly sexy. It’s a fact, not a cheesy pick-up line.”
‘Crazy, Stupid, Love’ (Jacob): “So now I’m going to ask if I can buy you another drink” Read More »
“I miss you, T. I got complacent, I think”
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“Four days ago… I lost a major American shoe company… well you could round it off to one billion dollars.”
‘Elizabethtown’ (Drew) Read More »
“You’re a better guy than this. I can see it in your eyes.”
“I’ve been picked on, wedgied, ridiculed, upper-decked, and cyberbullied by elected officials.”
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“It’s not at all like me and Nikki”
‘Silver Linings Playbook’ (Pat Defends His Relationship) Read More »
“I just can’t believe Nikki’s teaching that book to the kids.”
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