“Can’t someone fall in love with a girl who isn’t cute, and has freckles and a big nose?”
Browsing: Plays
“There’s that cute little red-headed girl eating her lunch over there.”
“When I grow up I’m going to be the biggest queen there ever was…”
“Now, this is what you call a Failure Face, Linus.”
“I think it’s safe to say my life would have turned out differently if I had played sports as a child.”
“I don’t believe in God, per se… but prayer is still kinda cool”
“I wanted to kill Zackery, not myself ‘cause I__ I wanted to live!”
“Say mind if I use your phone? Figure I better check on the kids. No telling what devilment they’ve gotten up to.”
“First I was a tomboy. I used to climb trees and beat up my brother Tom.”
A comedic monologue from the play, ALMOST, MAINE, by John Cariani
