‘Zombieland’ (Tallahassee): “Confession? Patrick Swayze was my hero”
“I modeled my life after Swayze’s. Then just like that, it ended.”
Movies
‘Zombieland’ (Tallahassee): “There’s a box of Twinkies down in that Mini-Mart”
“So some day very soon, life’s little Twinkie gauge is gonna hit Empty.”
‘Crazy, Stupid, Love’ (Tracy)
“I’m unhappy, Cal. I’ve tried not to be. We’ve been married so long, somewhere we became… stagnant, you know?”
‘Crazy, Stupid, Love’ (Robbie Marks Himself)
“I have marked myself with this Scarlet J, Jessica! For you.”
‘Crazy, Stupid, Love’ (Robbie and ‘The Scarlet Letter’)
“You want to talk about The Scarlet Letter, Mrs. Thompson?”
‘Crazy, Stupid, Love’ (Jacob Helps Cal)
“You asked me for advice before, Cal, so I’m going to help you. I don’t know why.”
‘Crazy, Stupid, Love’ (Jacob): “So now I’m going to ask if I can buy you another drink”
“I find you incredibly sexy. It’s a fact, not a cheesy pick-up line.”
‘Elizabethtown’ (Drew)
“Four days ago… I lost a major American shoe company… well you could round it off to one billion dollars.”
‘Silver Linings Playbook’ (Pat): “You’re a better guy than this. I can see it in your eyes”
“You’re a better guy than this. I can see it in your eyes.”
‘Pitch Perfect’ (Tommy)
“I’ve been picked on, wedgied, ridiculed, upper-decked, and cyberbullied by elected officials.”
‘Silver Linings Playbook’ (Pat and Ernest Hemingway)
“I just can’t believe Nikki’s teaching that book to the kids.”
‘Silver Linings Playbook’ (Jake)
“So, listen, I’m sorry that I didn’t come see you down at the hospital.”
‘Bridesmaids’ (Megan)
“I think you’re ready to hear a little story about a girl named Megan who didn’t have a very good time in high school.”