‘Cry-Baby: The Musical’ (Baldwin): “Well done, Junior Disaster Committee!”
A one minute comedic male monologue from ‘Cry-Baby: The Musical’
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‘The Notebook’ (Allie): “Do you remember sneaking over here…”
A dramatic female monologue from the movie, The Notebook.
‘In & Out’ (Emily): “I lost 75 pounds! You say you’re sorry?”
A comedic female monologue from the film, In & Out
’12 Monkeys’ (Jeffrey): “I was interrogated, x-rayed, studied thoroughly”
A comedic movie monologue for men from 12 Monkeys, which starred Brad Pitt and Bruce Willis
‘Adventureland’ (Em): Reveals Why She Hates Her Dad
“My mom lost her hair because of chemo. And my father started sleeping with a bald woman.”
‘Adventureland’ (Em): Hates Her Stepmother
“I’d feel sorry for her if she wasn’t such a pathetic, status-obsessed witch.”
‘Adventureland’ (Tired-Looking Guy): “If you have half a brain, the job’s easy”
A one minute comedic male monologue from the movie, Adventureland.
‘Adventureland’ (Joel): “With all these yuppies around, women aren’t gonna go near a poor guy”
A dramatic male monologue from the movie, Adventureland.
‘Adventureland’ (James): The First Time
A one minute comedic male monologue from the movie, Adventureland.
‘Adventureland’ (James): Manual Labor
A one minute comedic male monologue from the movie, Adventureland.
‘Adventureland’ (Eric): “This trip changed me, Brennan”
A comedic male monologue from the movie, Adventureland.
‘Adventureland’ (Eric): “You still thinking about graduate school?”
A comedic male monologue from the movie, Adventureland.
‘You’re a Good Man, Charlie Brown’ (Snoopy): “Someday I’ll get you, Red Baron!”
“Here’s the World One I flying ace high over France in his Sopwith Camel, searching for the infamous Red Baron! “
‘You’re a Good Man, Charlie Brown’ (Schroeder): “You’re a very crabby person”
“I’m sorry to have to say it to your face, Lucy, but it’s true.”
‘You’re a Good Man, Charlie Brown’ (Sally): “I got a ‘C’ on my coat hanger sculpture?”
“The squeaky wheel gets the grease!”
‘You’re a Good Man, Charlie Brown’ (Peppermint Patty)
“Can’t someone fall in love with a girl who isn’t cute, and has freckles and a big nose?”
‘You’re a Good Man, Charlie Brown’ (Charlie Brown)
“There’s that cute little red-headed girl eating her lunch over there.”
‘You’re a Good Man, Charlie Brown’ (Lucy): “I intend to be a queen”
“When I grow up I’m going to be the biggest queen there ever was…”
‘You’re a Good Man, Charlie Brown’ (Lucy): Failure
“Now, this is what you call a Failure Face, Linus.”