‘Adventureland’ (Tired-Looking Guy): “If you have half a brain, the job’s easy”

'Adventureland' by Greg Mottola

From: Movie

Type: Comedic

Character: Tired-Looking Guy, late 20's and out of shape.

Gender: Male

Age Range: 20's | 30's

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TIRED-LOOKING GUY: If you have half a brain, the job’s easy.  Unbearably, soul-crushingly dull. But easy.  The night shift is f*cking awful.  It’s a f*cking stake through your brain. But after one a.m., it pay’s double-time.  Why else would I do it? Okay… (sorting some papers) F*ck… It’s amazing how many of these f*cking Ivy League grads can’t write a single coherent sentence. I read this stuff – – it’s like what a lunatic might write on an asylum wall with his turd. You sure you want this job? Okay. F*ck it. Let’s get started.

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