‘Cry-Baby: The Musical’ (Baldwin): “Well done, Junior Disaster Committee!”

Monologue from Cry-Baby: The Musical

'Cry-Baby: The Musical' by Mark O’Donnell & Thomas Meehan

From: Musical

Type: Comedic

Character: Baldwin, the lead singer of the "The Whiffles" and an enthusiastic 'square'.

Gender: Male

Age Range: Late Teens | 20's

Summary: Baldwin happily talks to the crowd at the country club.

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BALDWIN: Well, whadda ya know! It’s that special time of year again, here at the Maidenhead Country Club! It’s Safety Awareness Day! We all enjoyed the Anti-Polio Picnic this morning, and to top it all off, we’re very excited to be celebrating the Club’s brand new Atomic Age bomb shelter. Well done, Junior Disaster Committee! I’d like to remind the wait staff that in the event of a nuclear attack – the shelter is for members only. Anyhow, the Whiffles and I wish you a safe and aware Safety Awareness Day, and we hope you enjoy our little musical proffering.

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