Monologues from Movies

‘Hallpass’ (Rick)

“I’m sorry, Leigh, but as amazing as I think you are … I gotta go home.”

“We let down the male species.”

“Remember last week when we went to Lucy’s award thing?”

“I have marked myself with this Scarlet J, Jessica! For you.”

“You want to talk about The Scarlet Letter, Mrs. Thompson?”

“You asked me for advice before, Cal, so I’m going to help you. I don’t know why.”

“I find you incredibly sexy. It’s a fact, not a cheesy pick-up line.”

“I miss you, T. I got complacent, I think”

“Four days ago… I lost a major American shoe company… well you could round it off to one billion dollars.”

“You’re a better guy than this. I can see it in your eyes.”

“I’ve been picked on, wedgied, ridiculed, upper-decked, and cyberbullied by elected officials.”

“It’s not at all like me and Nikki”

“I just can’t believe Nikki’s teaching that book to the kids.”

“Has anybody ever told you how Tommy died?”

“So, listen, I’m sorry that I didn’t come see you down at the hospital.”

“I think you’re ready to hear a little story about a girl named Megan who didn’t have a very good time in high school.”

“Chris Lonner’s birthday party. You were a hot young lawyer… and I was working in research at the New York Times.”

“Sarah, the truth is, it’s going to be a long rehabilitation. It could take six months … it could take six years.”

“Forget it. I’m free now, right? I could meet the love of my life any second now.”

“Son, I wanted to talk to you about what I think you were trying to do the other day.”