‘Pitch Perfect’ (Tommy)
“I’ve been picked on, wedgied, ridiculed, upper-decked, and cyberbullied by elected officials.”
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“I’ve been picked on, wedgied, ridiculed, upper-decked, and cyberbullied by elected officials.”
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“So, listen, I’m sorry that I didn’t come see you down at the hospital.”
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“Son, I wanted to talk to you about what I think you were trying to do the other day.”
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“Hey, Warren, how do you feel about these young punks taking over our jobs?”
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“I mean look, we’ve all been lulled into a false sense of security, me included.”
‘The (curious case of the) Watson Intelligence’ (Merrick and the Bailout of Wall Street) Read More »
“I can be the change I want to see. That one from a bumper sticker on her Volkswagen Jetta.”
‘The (curious case of the) Watson Intelligence’ (Merrick): “I was like you. I was you” Read More »
“I’m gonna give you the short version of an incredibly complicated and f*cked up situation, so please be cool.”
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“I remember the summer after my mother passed was the first year they had the Monopoly game at McDonald’s.”
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I wanna thank all of you for a terrific summer.
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“Oh boy, I promised Black Attack I wouldn’t cry, but . . . I was not expecting this.”
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The Man talks about getting hit in a supermarket by a woman
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The Man talks about his father… and food
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Johnny tells Frankie about the time he almost lost his virginity
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Dr. Stuart Framingham, a therapist who slept with Prudence
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Monologue from the movie, ‘Fools Rush In’, where Alex finally decides that Isabel is the one he loves.
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