‘You’re a Good Man, Charlie Brown’ (Lucy): Failure
“Now, this is what you call a Failure Face, Linus.”
Female
‘The Shape of Water’ (Zelda): “There’s pee freckles on the ceiling!!”
“But if farts were flattery, honey – he would be Shakespeare.”
‘500 Days of Summer’ (Summer): “I dream about flying”
“There I am… I’m floating, high above the earth, nothing can touch me, right?”
‘500 Days of Summer’ (Summer): “You don’t believe a woman could enjoy being free and independent?”
“It sounds selfish, I know, but… I just like being on my own.”
‘Mean Girls’ (Ms. Norbury)
“Regina George. Every girl here is afraid of you. I’m afraid of you half the time.”
‘Mean Girls’ (Gretchen): “I mean, if you even knew how mean she really is”
“You know I’m not allowed to wear hoop earrings, right?”
‘Mean Girls’ (Regina): “Why were you talking to Janis Ian?”
“I was best friends with her in middle school. I know, right? It’s so embarrassing”
‘Mean Girls’ (Gretchen): “We only wear jeans or track pants on Friday”
“We always vote before we ask someone to eat lunch with us, because you have to be considerate of the rest of the group.”
‘Crimes of the Heart’ (Babe): “Well, suddenly Zackery comes from around the side of the house”
“I wanted to kill Zackery, not myself ‘cause I__ I wanted to live!”
‘Laundry and Bourbon’ (Hattie)
“Say mind if I use your phone? Figure I better check on the kids. No telling what devilment they’ve gotten up to.”
‘The Marriage of Bette and Boo’ (Bette)
“First I was a tomboy. I used to climb trees and beat up my brother Tom.”
‘Sylvia’ (A Dog)
“Hey! I’m looking around. I gotta get used to things. I’m not ready to sit. I’m too nervous to sit.”
‘Bridesmaids’ (Megan)
“I think you’re ready to hear a little story about a girl named Megan who didn’t have a very good time in high school.”
‘About Schmidt’ (Roberta): “Don’t lie to me”
ROBERTA: Don’t lie to me. Jeannie told us all about your little panic attack last night. And I don’t blame you. It’s a perfectly natural reaction. In the beginning I had my own reservations. After all, as the veteran of two failed marriages, I have learned a lot about what
‘About Schmidt’ (Roberta Talks About Randall)
“Larry is like a little boy. Ever since our divorce, he thinks the only way he can get my attention is to cause a fuss.”
‘The (curious case of the) Watson Intelligence’ (Eliza): “I can’t trust anything anymore”
“You’re too perfect and you’re too imperfect.”