"You know I’m not allowed to wear hoop earrings, right?"
"I was best friends with her in middle school. I know, right? It’s so embarrassing"
"We always vote before we ask someone to eat lunch with us, because you have to be considerate of the rest of the group."
"You know, Stan, I feel sorry for you."
"I have marked myself with this Scarlet J, Jessica! For you."
"You want to talk about The Scarlet Letter, Mrs. Thompson?"
If you knew me better, you'd see that this is exactly the kind of thing that's likely to happen to me. Getting knocked up, I...
"Forget it. I'm free now, right? I could meet the love of my life any second now."
"They never try girls as adults. Sexist but true. Plus I’ll have the biggest legal defense fund you ever saw."
Jessica talks to Warren about their mistake