‘Easy A’ (Olive): “Do you believe this whole thing about lobster being an aphrodisiac?”

OLIVE: I can’t think of anything better than getting to select your dinner and have nice conversation while they boil it alive in the back.  Do you believe this whole thing about lobster being an aphrodisiac? You know, medical science has not substantiated claims that any particular food increases sexual desire or performance. Yet guys spend and spend to ply women with food they think is gonna get them lucky. I mean, what’s really sexy about slurping back oysters? Some people even eat ground up rhinoceros horn because it’s thought to enlarge the male sex organ. It’s all bullshit. And Spanish fly? It’s actually pulverized blister beetle. And it’s illegal in the US because if you take just a bit too much, it causes painful urination, fever and bloody discharge.

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