‘Easy A’ (Olive): “I was now the center of attention and it felt pretty damn good”

Emma Stone Easy A Monologues

EASY A by Bert V. Royal

From: Movie

Type: Comedic

Character: Olive Penderghast, a high school student who has lied about losing her virginity to a college boy.

Gender: Female

Age Range: Late Teens

Summary: Olive remembers the first time she ever kissed a boy.

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OLIVE: Remember how I told you Google Earth couldn’t find me if I was a ten story building?  Well, the next day it could’ve found me if I was dressed as a needle at a haystack convention.  I was now the center of attention and it felt pretty damn good.

If I’d known losing my virginity would’ve created such a new awesome persona for myself, I’d have lied about it back in eighth grade.  Eighth grade sucked.  I did get my first kiss back then, however.  It was gross and kind of turned me off to the whole my-tongue-in-other-people’s-mouths thing.  Not to mention the even-worse other-people’s-tongues-in-my-mouth thing. Seriously, who invented kissing and why do people want to do it so much?  It’s not like that’s how we procreate. Back then I didn’t know that of course. If I’d known Woodchuck Todd was going to turn out so hot, I probably would have cherished the moment more.

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