‘Adventureland’ (Pete O’Malley): Trying to Impress
“My friend Fitzy can get me floor seats.”
Male
‘Adventureland’ (Tired-Looking Guy): “If you have half a brain, the job’s easy”
A one minute comedic male monologue from the movie, Adventureland.
‘Adventureland’ (Joel): “With all these yuppies around, women aren’t gonna go near a poor guy”
A dramatic male monologue from the movie, Adventureland.
‘Adventureland’ (James): The First Time
A one minute comedic male monologue from the movie, Adventureland.
‘Adventureland’ (James): Manual Labor
A one minute comedic male monologue from the movie, Adventureland.
‘You’re a Good Man, Charlie Brown’ (Schroeder): “You’re a very crabby person”
“I’m sorry to have to say it to your face, Lucy, but it’s true.”
‘Paper Moon’ (Moze): “Now all the passengers are lookin’ on wonderin’”
“Now all the passengers are lookin’ on wonderin’ what’s goin’ on, see?”
‘Paper Moon’ (Moze): “Who got ya a Nehi and a Coney Island?”
“You don’t have no appreciation, that’s the trouble with you.”
‘Room’ (Jack): “I’ve been in the world nineteen hours”
“When I was small I only knew small things but now I’m five I know everything.”
‘The Shape of Water’ (Strickland): “Bet I can make you squawk a little”
“When you say you’re mute… Are you entirely silent?”
‘The Shape of Water’ (Giles): “Have you ever seen a real key lime pie?”
“Who makes these pies?! Who makes them??”
‘The Shape of Water’ (Giles): “If I could go back in time”
“Oh, would you look at Betty! To be young and beautiful.”
‘Three Kings’ (Archie Gates): “Do you know anything about gunshot wounds?”
“What makes any gunshot wound bad, provided you survive the bullet, is something called sepsis.”
‘Eight Millimeter’ (Welles): “What you’re talking about is a ‘snuff film'”
“It’s probably something your husband was given as a bad joke.”
‘Shows for Days’ (Car): “How much of my time is spent in rehearsal rooms”
“I could barely hear her over the tap dancing.”
‘500 Days of Summer’ (Tom): “It’s not that simple”
“Like, are we “going steady?” Come on, guys. We’re adults.”
‘500 Days of Summer’ (Tom): “People think of LA as this place with no history”
“People think of LA as this place with no history”
‘School of Rock’ (Dewey): Dewey Consoles Lori
“Lori – hey – you’ve got something everybody wants – talent – and it’s way more important than looks.”
