‘You’re a Good Man, Charlie Brown’ (Lucy): “I intend to be a queen”
“When I grow up I’m going to be the biggest queen there ever was…”
‘You’re a Good Man, Charlie Brown’ (Lucy): “I intend to be a queen” Read More »
“When I grow up I’m going to be the biggest queen there ever was…”
‘You’re a Good Man, Charlie Brown’ (Lucy): “I intend to be a queen” Read More »
“Now, this is what you call a Failure Face, Linus.”
‘You’re a Good Man, Charlie Brown’ (Lucy): Failure Read More »
“It’s always a whole pack of wolves that bring the fawn down.”
‘Shows for Days’ (Irene): “I tell you, it’s never one thing” Read More »
“This is destiny pissing on your leg. What do you wanna do about it?”
‘Shows for Days’ (Irene): “I was a good wife till I couldn’t stand it” Read More »
“I could barely hear her over the tap dancing.”
‘Shows for Days’ (Car): “How much of my time is spent in rehearsal rooms” Read More »
“I think it’s safe to say my life would have turned out differently if I had played sports as a child.”
‘Shows for Days’ (Car): “And thus began the best summer of my life” Read More »
“Do you know what it’s like to have a twin?”
‘Recent Tragic Events’ (Waverly) Read More »
“This morning I was watching TV and Katie Couric was interviewing this fireman.”
‘Recent Tragic Events’ (Ron): “He’s a fireman, you know what I’m saying?” Read More »
“I don’t believe in God, per se… but prayer is still kinda cool”
‘Recent Tragic Events’ (Ron): “Do you hear that?” Read More »
“I wanted to kill Zackery, not myself ‘cause I__ I wanted to live!”
“I came to live with you because I loved you. I stayed with you because I loved you.”
‘The Arcata Promise’ (Laura) Read More »
If you knew me better, you’d see that this is exactly the kind of thing that’s likely to happen to me. Getting knocked up, I mean.
‘Slow Dance on the Killing Ground’ (Rosie) Read More »
“Say mind if I use your phone? Figure I better check on the kids. No telling what devilment they’ve gotten up to.”
‘Laundry and Bourbon’ (Hattie) Read More »
“First I was a tomboy. I used to climb trees and beat up my brother Tom.”
‘The Marriage of Bette and Boo’ (Bette) Read More »
A comedic monologue from the play, ALMOST, MAINE, by John Cariani
‘Almost, Maine’ (Hope) Read More »
“Hey! I’m looking around. I gotta get used to things. I’m not ready to sit. I’m too nervous to sit.”
“I don’t know if I really want to marry Walter.”
‘She Was Lost, And Is Found’ (Sue) Read More »
“That was the first girl I ever kissed. Rivkah was the first girl I ever got up in the morning thinking about”
‘Disgraced’ (Amir): “That was the first girl I ever kissed” Read More »
“You keep saying that like it means something. You still don’t get it. The Quran is about tribal life in a seventh-century desert, Isaac.”
‘Disgraced’ (Amir): “You keep saying that like it means something” Read More »
“Well obviously I can’t take this. I mean, I didn’t do it for the money anyway…”
‘The (curious case of the) Watson Intelligence’ (Watson) Read More »