“You’re too perfect and you’re too imperfect.”
Browsing: Plays
“Anyway it’s not just the sex. It’s that…this guy knows me.”
“I’m very attractive. I am. I’ve always been that way but it’s no great big deal to me—if anything, it’s worked against me for most of my life.”
“In the dream I’m drowning. But I don’t know it at first. At first I hear water and I imagine it’s going to be a lovely dream.”
“No, I don’t. I hate it. Actually, do you want to know what I really hate?”
“After I shot Zackery, I put the gun down on the piano bench, and then I went out into the kitchen and made up a pitcher of lemonade.”
“I was like you once. Lost. Confused. A piece of shit. Then I met Charlie…”
“Hello everybody. I’m dead. How are you?”
“I lived with him. I spent my life with him. I fed him. Talked to him. Tried to listen when he talked.”
“I’m the food critic for the Times, and I’ve been anxious for some time now to get my claws into the throat of that pompous evil weasel of a restaurateur…”
