‘Matilda, The Musical’ (Bruce): “It was the biggest burp I had ever done”
A comedic kids monologue from the Broadway musical, Matilda.
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Monologues for Kids
‘It’s the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown’ (Sally)
“You blockhead. What a fool I was. Trick or treats come only once a year.”
‘You’re a Good Man, Charlie Brown’ (Snoopy): “Someday I’ll get you, Red Baron!”
“Here’s the World One I flying ace high over France in his Sopwith Camel, searching for the infamous Red Baron! “
‘You’re a Good Man, Charlie Brown’ (Schroeder): “You’re a very crabby person”
“I’m sorry to have to say it to your face, Lucy, but it’s true.”
‘You’re a Good Man, Charlie Brown’ (Peppermint Patty)
“Can’t someone fall in love with a girl who isn’t cute, and has freckles and a big nose?”
‘You’re a Good Man, Charlie Brown’ (Lucy): Failure
“Now, this is what you call a Failure Face, Linus.”
‘The Sandlot’ (Benny)
“I knew it. You’re all full of crap.”
