A comedic kids monologue from the Broadway musical, Matilda.
Monologues for Kids
“You blockhead. What a fool I was. Trick or treats come only once a year.”
“Here’s the World One I flying ace high over France in his Sopwith Camel, searching for the infamous Red Baron! “
“I’m sorry to have to say it to your face, Lucy, but it’s true.”
“Can’t someone fall in love with a girl who isn’t cute, and has freckles and a big nose?”
“Now, this is what you call a Failure Face, Linus.”
“I knew it. You’re all full of crap.”