Mean Girls Monologues

Monologues from the Movie and Musical, Mean Girls by Tina fey

Monologues from the Movie and Broadway Musical, ‘Mean Girls’, by Tina Fey

Featuring comedic monologues for teen girls from Regina George and Gretchen Wieners.

Story: Teenage Cady Heron was educated in Africa by her scientist parents. When her family moves to the suburbs of Illinois, Cady finally gets to experience public school and gets a quick primer on the cruel, tacit laws of popularity that divide her fellow students into tightly knit cliques. She unwittingly finds herself in the good graces of an elite group of cool students dubbed “the Plastics,” but Cady soon realizes how her shallow group of new friends earned this nickname.

Movie Cast: Lindsay Lohan (Cady Heron), Rachel McAdams (Regina George), Lacey Chabert (Gretchen Wieners) Amanda Seyfried (Karen Smith) and Tina Fey (Ms. Sharon Norbury)

Original Broadway Cast: Erika Henningsen (Cady Heron), Taylor Louderman (Regina George), Ashley Park (Gretchen Wieners), Kate Rockwell (Karen Smith)

‘Mean Girls, the Musical’ (Regina): “You know I died for fifteen seconds, right?”

A one minute comedic monologue for teen girls from the musical, Mean Girls

Monologues from 'Mean Girls'

‘Mean Girls’ (Ms. Norbury)

“Regina George. Every girl here is afraid of you. I’m afraid of you half the time.”

Monologues from 'Mean Girls'

‘Mean Girls’ (Gretchen): “I mean, if you even knew how mean she really is”

“You know I’m not allowed to wear hoop earrings, right?”

Monologues from 'Mean Girls'

‘Mean Girls’ (Regina): “Why were you talking to Janis Ian?”

“I was best friends with her in middle school. I know, right? It’s so embarrassing”

Monologues from 'Mean Girls'

‘Mean Girls’ (Gretchen): “We only wear jeans or track pants on Friday”

“We always vote before we ask someone to eat lunch with us, because you have to be considerate of the rest of the group.”

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