
‘Shows for Days’ (Irene): “I was a good wife till I couldn’t stand it”
“This is destiny pissing on your leg. What do you wanna do about it?”
“This is destiny pissing on your leg. What do you wanna do about it?”
“Do you know what it’s like to have a twin?”
“I wanted to kill Zackery, not myself ‘cause I__ I wanted to live!”
“I came to live with you because I loved you. I stayed with you because I loved you.”
If you knew me better, you’d see that this is exactly the kind of thing that’s likely to happen to me. Getting knocked up, I mean.
“Say mind if I use your phone? Figure I better check on the kids. No telling what devilment they’ve gotten up to.”
“First I was a tomboy. I used to climb trees and beat up my brother Tom.”
A comedic monologue from the play, ALMOST, MAINE, by John Cariani
“Hey! I’m looking around. I gotta get used to things. I’m not ready to sit. I’m too nervous to sit.”
“I don’t know if I really want to marry Walter.”
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