“This is destiny pissing on your leg. What do you wanna do about it?”
Browsing: Plays
“Do you know what it’s like to have a twin?”
“I wanted to kill Zackery, not myself ‘cause I__ I wanted to live!”
“I came to live with you because I loved you. I stayed with you because I loved you.”
If you knew me better, you’d see that this is exactly the kind of thing that’s likely to happen to me. Getting knocked up, I mean.
“Say mind if I use your phone? Figure I better check on the kids. No telling what devilment they’ve gotten up to.”
“First I was a tomboy. I used to climb trees and beat up my brother Tom.”
A comedic monologue from the play, ALMOST, MAINE, by John Cariani
“Hey! I’m looking around. I gotta get used to things. I’m not ready to sit. I’m too nervous to sit.”
“I don’t know if I really want to marry Walter.”
