‘Shows for Days’ (Irene): “I was a good wife till I couldn’t stand it”
“This is destiny pissing on your leg. What do you wanna do about it?”
Browsing: Plays
Monologues for Women
‘Recent Tragic Events’ (Waverly)
“Do you know what it’s like to have a twin?”
‘Crimes of the Heart’ (Babe): “Well, suddenly Zackery comes from around the side of the house”
“I wanted to kill Zackery, not myself ‘cause I__ I wanted to live!”
‘The Arcata Promise’ (Laura)
“I came to live with you because I loved you. I stayed with you because I loved you.”
‘Slow Dance on the Killing Ground’ (Rosie)
If you knew me better, you’d see that this is exactly the kind of thing that’s likely to happen to me. Getting knocked up, I mean.
‘Laundry and Bourbon’ (Hattie)
“Say mind if I use your phone? Figure I better check on the kids. No telling what devilment they’ve gotten up to.”
‘The Marriage of Bette and Boo’ (Bette)
“First I was a tomboy. I used to climb trees and beat up my brother Tom.”
‘Almost, Maine’ (Hope)
A comedic monologue from the play, ALMOST, MAINE, by John Cariani
‘Sylvia’ (A Dog)
“Hey! I’m looking around. I gotta get used to things. I’m not ready to sit. I’m too nervous to sit.”
‘She Was Lost, And Is Found’ (Sue)
“I don’t know if I really want to marry Walter.”
