‘You’re a Good Man, Charlie Brown’ (Sally): “I got a ‘C’ on my coat hanger sculpture?”
“The squeaky wheel gets the grease!”
‘You’re a Good Man, Charlie Brown’ (Sally): “I got a ‘C’ on my coat hanger sculpture?” Read More »
“Can’t someone fall in love with a girl who isn’t cute, and has freckles and a big nose?”
‘You’re a Good Man, Charlie Brown’ (Peppermint Patty) Read More »
“When I grow up I’m going to be the biggest queen there ever was…”
‘You’re a Good Man, Charlie Brown’ (Lucy): “I intend to be a queen” Read More »
“Now, this is what you call a Failure Face, Linus.”
‘You’re a Good Man, Charlie Brown’ (Lucy): Failure Read More »
“It’s always a whole pack of wolves that bring the fawn down.”
‘Shows for Days’ (Irene): “I tell you, it’s never one thing” Read More »
“This is destiny pissing on your leg. What do you wanna do about it?”
‘Shows for Days’ (Irene): “I was a good wife till I couldn’t stand it” Read More »
“Do you know what it’s like to have a twin?”
‘Recent Tragic Events’ (Waverly) Read More »
“I wanted to kill Zackery, not myself ‘cause I__ I wanted to live!”
“I came to live with you because I loved you. I stayed with you because I loved you.”
‘The Arcata Promise’ (Laura) Read More »
If you knew me better, you’d see that this is exactly the kind of thing that’s likely to happen to me. Getting knocked up, I mean.
‘Slow Dance on the Killing Ground’ (Rosie) Read More »
“Say mind if I use your phone? Figure I better check on the kids. No telling what devilment they’ve gotten up to.”
‘Laundry and Bourbon’ (Hattie) Read More »
“First I was a tomboy. I used to climb trees and beat up my brother Tom.”
‘The Marriage of Bette and Boo’ (Bette) Read More »
A comedic monologue from the play, ALMOST, MAINE, by John Cariani
‘Almost, Maine’ (Hope) Read More »
“Hey! I’m looking around. I gotta get used to things. I’m not ready to sit. I’m too nervous to sit.”
“I don’t know if I really want to marry Walter.”
‘She Was Lost, And Is Found’ (Sue) Read More »
“You’re too perfect and you’re too imperfect.”
“Anyway it’s not just the sex. It’s that…this guy knows me.”
‘The (curious case of the) Watson Intelligence’ (Eliza and the Learning Curve) Read More »
“I’m very attractive. I am. I’ve always been that way but it’s no great big deal to me—if anything, it’s worked against me for most of my life.”
‘Reasons to be Pretty’ (Carly) Read More »
“In the dream I’m drowning. But I don’t know it at first. At first I hear water and I imagine it’s going to be a lovely dream.”
‘Marion Bridge’ (Agnes) Read More »
“No, I don’t. I hate it. Actually, do you want to know what I really hate?”
‘Cocktails at Pam’s’ (Estelle) Read More »