‘You’re a Good Man, Charlie Brown’ (Snoopy): “Someday I’ll get you, Red Baron!”
“Here’s the World One I flying ace high over France in his Sopwith Camel, searching for the infamous Red Baron! “
Browsing: Plays
Comedic Monologues
‘You’re a Good Man, Charlie Brown’ (Schroeder): “You’re a very crabby person”
“I’m sorry to have to say it to your face, Lucy, but it’s true.”
‘You’re a Good Man, Charlie Brown’ (Sally): “I got a ‘C’ on my coat hanger sculpture?”
“The squeaky wheel gets the grease!”
‘You’re a Good Man, Charlie Brown’ (Peppermint Patty)
“Can’t someone fall in love with a girl who isn’t cute, and has freckles and a big nose?”
‘You’re a Good Man, Charlie Brown’ (Charlie Brown)
“There’s that cute little red-headed girl eating her lunch over there.”
‘You’re a Good Man, Charlie Brown’ (Lucy): “I intend to be a queen”
“When I grow up I’m going to be the biggest queen there ever was…”
‘You’re a Good Man, Charlie Brown’ (Lucy): Failure
“Now, this is what you call a Failure Face, Linus.”
‘Shows for Days’ (Car): “And thus began the best summer of my life”
“I think it’s safe to say my life would have turned out differently if I had played sports as a child.”
‘Recent Tragic Events’ (Ron): “Do you hear that?”
“I don’t believe in God, per se… but prayer is still kinda cool”
‘The Marriage of Bette and Boo’ (Bette)
“First I was a tomboy. I used to climb trees and beat up my brother Tom.”
