‘You’re a Good Man, Charlie Brown’ (Snoopy): “Someday I’ll get you, Red Baron!”
“Here’s the World One I flying ace high over France in his Sopwith Camel, searching for the infamous Red Baron! “
Browsing: Plays
Monologues for Men
‘You’re a Good Man, Charlie Brown’ (Schroeder): “You’re a very crabby person”
“I’m sorry to have to say it to your face, Lucy, but it’s true.”
‘You’re a Good Man, Charlie Brown’ (Charlie Brown)
“There’s that cute little red-headed girl eating her lunch over there.”
‘Shows for Days’ (Car): “How much of my time is spent in rehearsal rooms”
“I could barely hear her over the tap dancing.”
‘Shows for Days’ (Car): “And thus began the best summer of my life”
“I think it’s safe to say my life would have turned out differently if I had played sports as a child.”
‘Recent Tragic Events’ (Ron): “He’s a fireman, you know what I’m saying?”
“This morning I was watching TV and Katie Couric was interviewing this fireman.”
‘Recent Tragic Events’ (Ron): “Do you hear that?”
“I don’t believe in God, per se… but prayer is still kinda cool”
‘Disgraced’ (Amir): “That was the first girl I ever kissed”
“That was the first girl I ever kissed. Rivkah was the first girl I ever got up in the morning thinking about”
‘Disgraced’ (Amir): “You keep saying that like it means something”
“You keep saying that like it means something. You still don’t get it. The Quran is about tribal life in a seventh-century desert, Isaac.”
‘The (curious case of the) Watson Intelligence’ (Watson)
“Well obviously I can’t take this. I mean, I didn’t do it for the money anyway…”
