‘Shows for Days’ (Irene): “I tell you, it’s never one thing”
“It’s always a whole pack of wolves that bring the fawn down.”
Browsing: Plays
Dramatic Monologues
‘Shows for Days’ (Irene): “I was a good wife till I couldn’t stand it”
“This is destiny pissing on your leg. What do you wanna do about it?”
‘Recent Tragic Events’ (Waverly)
“Do you know what it’s like to have a twin?”
‘Recent Tragic Events’ (Ron): “He’s a fireman, you know what I’m saying?”
“This morning I was watching TV and Katie Couric was interviewing this fireman.”
‘The Arcata Promise’ (Laura)
“I came to live with you because I loved you. I stayed with you because I loved you.”
‘Slow Dance on the Killing Ground’ (Rosie)
If you knew me better, you’d see that this is exactly the kind of thing that’s likely to happen to me. Getting knocked up, I mean.
‘She Was Lost, And Is Found’ (Sue)
“I don’t know if I really want to marry Walter.”
‘Disgraced’ (Amir): “That was the first girl I ever kissed”
“That was the first girl I ever kissed. Rivkah was the first girl I ever got up in the morning thinking about”
‘Disgraced’ (Amir): “You keep saying that like it means something”
“You keep saying that like it means something. You still don’t get it. The Quran is about tribal life in a seventh-century desert, Isaac.”
‘The (curious case of the) Watson Intelligence’ (Watson)
“Well obviously I can’t take this. I mean, I didn’t do it for the money anyway…”
