‘You’re a Good Man, Charlie Brown’ (Snoopy): “Someday I’ll get you, Red Baron!”
“Here’s the World One I flying ace high over France in his Sopwith Camel, searching for the infamous Red Baron! “
Browsing: Plays
Monologues for Women
‘You’re a Good Man, Charlie Brown’ (Sally): “I got a ‘C’ on my coat hanger sculpture?”
“The squeaky wheel gets the grease!”
‘You’re a Good Man, Charlie Brown’ (Peppermint Patty)
“Can’t someone fall in love with a girl who isn’t cute, and has freckles and a big nose?”
‘You’re a Good Man, Charlie Brown’ (Lucy): “I intend to be a queen”
“When I grow up I’m going to be the biggest queen there ever was…”
‘You’re a Good Man, Charlie Brown’ (Lucy): Failure
“Now, this is what you call a Failure Face, Linus.”
‘Shows for Days’ (Irene): “I tell you, it’s never one thing”
“It’s always a whole pack of wolves that bring the fawn down.”
‘Shows for Days’ (Irene): “I was a good wife till I couldn’t stand it”
“This is destiny pissing on your leg. What do you wanna do about it?”
‘Recent Tragic Events’ (Waverly)
“Do you know what it’s like to have a twin?”
‘Crimes of the Heart’ (Babe): “Well, suddenly Zackery comes from around the side of the house”
“I wanted to kill Zackery, not myself ‘cause I__ I wanted to live!”
‘The Arcata Promise’ (Laura)
“I came to live with you because I loved you. I stayed with you because I loved you.”
