‘The Dining Room’ (Architect): “I’ll send you my bill for the work I’ve done so far”
A comedic monologue for men or women from A.R. Gurney’s play, The Dining Room.
A comedic monologue for men or women from A.R. Gurney’s play, The Dining Room.
A comedic male monologue from Mary Chase’s classic play, HARVEY.
A short, comedic male monologue from Mary Chase’s classic play, HARVEY.
“Here’s the World One I flying ace high over France in his Sopwith Camel, searching for the infamous Red Baron! “
“I’m sorry to have to say it to your face, Lucy, but it’s true.”
“The squeaky wheel gets the grease!”
“Can’t someone fall in love with a girl who isn’t cute, and has freckles and a big nose?”
“There’s that cute little red-headed girl eating her lunch over there.”
“When I grow up I’m going to be the biggest queen there ever was…”
“Now, this is what you call a Failure Face, Linus.”
“I think it’s safe to say my life would have turned out differently if I had played sports as a child.”
“I don’t believe in God, per se… but prayer is still kinda cool”
“I wanted to kill Zackery, not myself ‘cause I__ I wanted to live!”
“Say mind if I use your phone? Figure I better check on the kids. No telling what devilment they’ve gotten up to.”
“First I was a tomboy. I used to climb trees and beat up my brother Tom.”
“Hey! I’m looking around. I gotta get used to things. I’m not ready to sit. I’m too nervous to sit.”
“You’re too perfect and you’re too imperfect.”
“Anyway it’s not just the sex. It’s that…this guy knows me.”
“I mean look, we’ve all been lulled into a false sense of security, me included.”