‘Harvey’ (Elwood): “Aunt Ethel, I want you to meet Harvey”
A short, comedic male monologue from Mary Chase’s classic play, HARVEY.
‘Harvey’ (Elwood): “Aunt Ethel, I want you to meet Harvey” Read More »
A short, comedic male monologue from Mary Chase’s classic play, HARVEY.
‘Harvey’ (Elwood): “Aunt Ethel, I want you to meet Harvey” Read More »
“Here’s the World One I flying ace high over France in his Sopwith Camel, searching for the infamous Red Baron! “
‘You’re a Good Man, Charlie Brown’ (Snoopy): “Someday I’ll get you, Red Baron!” Read More »
“I’m sorry to have to say it to your face, Lucy, but it’s true.”
‘You’re a Good Man, Charlie Brown’ (Schroeder): “You’re a very crabby person” Read More »
“Can’t someone fall in love with a girl who isn’t cute, and has freckles and a big nose?”
‘You’re a Good Man, Charlie Brown’ (Peppermint Patty) Read More »
“There’s that cute little red-headed girl eating her lunch over there.”
‘You’re a Good Man, Charlie Brown’ (Charlie Brown) Read More »
“When I grow up I’m going to be the biggest queen there ever was…”
‘You’re a Good Man, Charlie Brown’ (Lucy): “I intend to be a queen” Read More »
“Now, this is what you call a Failure Face, Linus.”
‘You’re a Good Man, Charlie Brown’ (Lucy): Failure Read More »
“I think it’s safe to say my life would have turned out differently if I had played sports as a child.”
‘Shows for Days’ (Car): “And thus began the best summer of my life” Read More »
“I don’t believe in God, per se… but prayer is still kinda cool”
‘Recent Tragic Events’ (Ron): “Do you hear that?” Read More »
“I wanted to kill Zackery, not myself ‘cause I__ I wanted to live!”
“Say mind if I use your phone? Figure I better check on the kids. No telling what devilment they’ve gotten up to.”
‘Laundry and Bourbon’ (Hattie) Read More »
“First I was a tomboy. I used to climb trees and beat up my brother Tom.”
‘The Marriage of Bette and Boo’ (Bette) Read More »
A comedic monologue from the play, ALMOST, MAINE, by John Cariani
‘Almost, Maine’ (Hope) Read More »
“Hey! I’m looking around. I gotta get used to things. I’m not ready to sit. I’m too nervous to sit.”
“You’re too perfect and you’re too imperfect.”
“Anyway it’s not just the sex. It’s that…this guy knows me.”
‘The (curious case of the) Watson Intelligence’ (Eliza and the Learning Curve) Read More »
“I mean look, we’ve all been lulled into a false sense of security, me included.”
‘The (curious case of the) Watson Intelligence’ (Merrick and the Bailout of Wall Street) Read More »
“I can be the change I want to see. That one from a bumper sticker on her Volkswagen Jetta.”
‘The (curious case of the) Watson Intelligence’ (Merrick): “I was like you. I was you” Read More »
“I’m very attractive. I am. I’ve always been that way but it’s no great big deal to me—if anything, it’s worked against me for most of my life.”
‘Reasons to be Pretty’ (Carly) Read More »