‘Crazy, Stupid, Love’ (Cal)
“I miss you, T. I got complacent, I think”
“Four days ago… I lost a major American shoe company… well you could round it off to one billion dollars.”
“You’re a better guy than this. I can see it in your eyes.”
“I’ve been picked on, wedgied, ridiculed, upper-decked, and cyberbullied by elected officials.”
“So, listen, I’m sorry that I didn’t come see you down at the hospital.”
“Sarah, the truth is, it’s going to be a long rehabilitation. It could take six months … it could take six years.”
“Forget it. I’m free now, right? I could meet the love of my life any second now.”
“Son, I wanted to talk to you about what I think you were trying to do the other day.”
“Larry is like a little boy. Ever since our divorce, he thinks the only way he can get my attention is to cause a fuss.”
“They never try girls as adults. Sexist but true. Plus I’ll have the biggest legal defense fund you ever saw.”
Here’s a Hazel One-Minute monologue from ‘The Fault in Our Stars’
‘Julie’ Monologue from the movie, ‘The Fault in Our Stars’