‘Clueless’ (Travis): “Tardiness is not something you can do all on your own”

CLUELESS by Amy Heckerling

From: Movie

Type: Comedic

Character: Travis, is a "spacey, long-haired" high school student.

Gender: Male

Age Range: Late Teens

Summary: Travis has just gotten a perfect record of 38 tardies in one semester.

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TRAVIS: Thank you, thank-you. This is so unexpected. I didn’t even have a speech prepared… But I would like to say this… tardiness is not something you can do all on your own. Many, many people had to contribute. I’d like to thank my parents for never driving me to school and the L.A. bus drivers for taking a chance on an unknown kid and last, but not least, the wonderful crew at McDonald’s for the long hours they spend making Egg McMuffins, without which I might never be tardy. Thank you.

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