‘Heathers’ (Heather Chandler): “You were nothing before you met me!”

HEATHERS by Daniel Waters

Type: Comedic

Type: Dramedy

Gender: Female

From: Movies

One Minute Monologue: One Minute Monologue

Age Range: Teens

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HEATHER CHANDLER: You were nothing before you met me! You were playing Barbies with Betty Finn! You were a Brownie, you were a Bluebird, you were a Girl Scout Cookie! I got you into a Remington Party! What’s my thanks? It’s on the hallway carpet. I get paid in puke! (totally in control) Monday morning, you’re history. I’ll tell everyone about tonight. Transfer to Washington. Transfer to Jefferson. No one at Westerburg’s going to let you play their reindeer games.

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