HAIRSPRAY the MUSICAL by Thomas Meehan & Mark O’Donnell
Type: Comedic
Gender: Male
From: Musicals
One Minute Monologue: One Minute Monologue
Age Range: 50's - 60's
More: Watch the movie
WILBUR: Tracy, this TV thing… You really want it? Then you go for it! This is America, babe. You gotta think big to be big. When I was your age my parents begged me to run away with the circus, but I said, “No. That’s what you want. I have dreams of my own.” I dreamt of opening a chain of joke shops worldwide. So, okay, I’ve still only got one, but some day, if I can figure out how to keep the air from leaking out of my sofa sized Whoopee Cushion, I’m going to make a noise heard ‘round the world! You follow your dream, baby. I’m grabbin’ an Orange Crush and heading back down to the Har-Dee-Har Hut. I’ve got my dream… And I wuv it!