‘Can’t Hardly Wait’ (William): “Tonight is the night we fight back!”

CAN’T HARDLY WAIT by Harry Elfont & Deborah Kaplan

From: Movie

Type: Comedic

Character: William Lutz, a skinny guy with uncombed hair and glasses.

Gender: Male

Age Range: Late Teens

Summary: William, seeking revenge on Mike Dexter, is trying to amp up his friends.

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WILLIAM: Mike Dexter’s an a******. He’s a knuckle-dragging half-wit who’s been taking advantage of his physical superiority for too long… (building in intensity) But tonight he’ll finally know what it‘s like to have everybody laughing at him. To face the scorn and ridicule of the entire student body. Tonight is the night we fight back! Tonight is… Independence Night! Hello?!

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