‘Can’t Hardly Wait’ (Reminiscing Guy/Girl): “I’m like totally gonna miss you!”

REMINISCING GUY/GIRL: Preston! Aw man, I’m so glad I got to see you! I know you’re leaving tomorrow and like – Man! I’m like totally gonna miss you! Like, I was totally remembering that time in seventh grade, when we mashed up all the food on our lunch trays and you paid me a dollar to eat it?! And I did?! That was the best! And how about during softball when Ricky Feldman hit that line drive and it hit you right in the nuts?! Man, that was the funniest! Oh my god! And how about that time when we went on the field trip to the meat packing plant and you threw up in your bookbag?! Remember? ‘Cause you tried to leave the bag behind on the bus so no one would see it but Vice Principal Biller brought it around to all the classes trying to find out whose it was! And I was like, “Hey, isn’t that your bag?”

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