‘Can’t Hardly Wait’ (Mike): “Guys, we’re not in high school anymore”

CAN’T HARDLY WAIT by Harry Elfont & Deborah Kaplan

From: Movie

Type: Comedic

Character: Mike Dexter, a jock. Good looking, cocky and tough.

Gender: Male

Age Range: Late Teens

Summary: Mike tells his buddies what to expect when they go to college.

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MIKE: Guys, we’re not in high school anymore — I mean except for those bogus remedial classes. We’re gonna be college men soon. And you know who‘s gonna be in college? Women. College women. Women with no curfew and —- women on the pill and —- and… women, bro! We’re staring into the future, and it is Women!

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