‘The Book of Mormon’ (Elder Cunningham): “So the Nephites fought off the wicked Laminites”

ELDER CUNNINGHAM: And so, yeah, so then Christ said to the Nephites, ‘be strong!’  You know?!  ‘Just because Laminates got big death star weapons and stuff doesn’t mean they should run your lives! There’s more of you than there are of them, you know?  You should always… stand up for yourselves, Christ said! So the Nephites fought off the wicked Laminites and for punishment the Lord God turned the Laminites YELLOW! Okay, we should probably stop there for today.  Hopefully we’ll see everyone tomorrow?

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