‘The Book of Mormon’ (Elder Cunningham): “Are you a Star Wars guy or a Star Trek guy!”

THE BOOK OF MORMON by Trey Parker, Robert Lopez & Matt Stone

From: Musical

Type: Comedic

Character: Elder Arnold Cunningham is an inexperienced and extremely awkward missionary who is prone to making things up.

Gender: Male

Age Range: Late Teens | 20's

Summary: Arnold, in his own way, tries to make friends with Elder Price.

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ELDER CUNNINGHAM: Well… It’s just you and me now, companion. From this point on, according to rule number 72 we are never allowed to go anywhere without each other except the bathroom! It’s so awesome because all my friends always end up leaving me, but YOU CAN’T! HA HA HAAA! OKAY! Favorite movies! Are you a Star Wars guy or a Star Trek guy! I WANNA KNOW everything about you. Personally I like Star Wars but I’m willing to like Star Trek more if YOU think it’s better.

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