‘It’s the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown’ (Sally): “I was robbed!”
“You blockhead. What a fool I was. Trick or treats come only once a year.”
Browsing: One Minute Monologue
Monologues for Kids
‘You’re a Good Man, Charlie Brown’ (Schroeder): “You’re a very crabby person”
“I’m sorry to have to say it to your face, Lucy, but it’s true.”
‘You’re a Good Man, Charlie Brown’ (Peppermint Patty)
“Can’t someone fall in love with a girl who isn’t cute, and has freckles and a big nose?”
‘You’re a Good Man, Charlie Brown’ (Lucy): “I intend to be a queen”
“When I grow up I’m going to be the biggest queen there ever was…”
‘You’re a Good Man, Charlie Brown’ (Lucy): Failure
“Now, this is what you call a Failure Face, Linus.”
‘Room’ (Jack): “I’ve been in the world nineteen hours”
“When I was small I only knew small things but now I’m five I know everything.”
‘The Sandlot’ (Benny)
“I knew it. You’re all full of crap.”
‘Crazy, Stupid, Love’ (Robbie Marks Himself)
“I have marked myself with this Scarlet J, Jessica! For you.”
‘Crazy, Stupid, Love’ (Robbie and ‘The Scarlet Letter’)
“You want to talk about The Scarlet Letter, Mrs. Thompson?”
